Well, as promised, here is the first in my series of horrendous advertising industry ads. Found in the classified section of a trade magazine, I can't even work out what the hell this is for.
Not only does the mini look very very wrong, its not good to have a long mini. Just get a bigger car! Technically the mini is only about 2 meters longer too. The logo reminds me of Doncaster Funiture Stores and the car reminds me of Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson annoying hair and opinions.