Spread your wings, and fly away to pun land. Have you ever dreamed of a job in animal care? Benefits include lunchtime wordplay, free Sun newspaper to learn about puns and poorly thought out metaphores, and a feather to put in your cap.
Media people want money, power, and free stuff from prospective employers. Endangered birds of prey do not fit into any of these categories.
Balls & Hooligan can fly south for the winter, and stay there.