Wednesday, 8 September 2010

Media wankers # 3

AKA this weeks issue of Campaign

I'm leaning on a glass door. Our office doesn't have any real fittings. My T-shirt say something oh so interesting, please look at me.

I paint the pin stripes onto my suit myself, with Tippex. I'm so stern that I have created a time warp next to my right shoulder.

My hair is based on David Beckham, my 90s idol. I eat lunch 3 times a day becasue I work in media. The last time I eat a meal, and it wasn't in a restaurant, it was 1979.