Office disruption update

So you spend all weekend with your work colleagues, drag your tired ass to the office on Monday morning and find this:

Monday morning

Office refurb
que the weeping
no one sleeping

Cold, cramped dark grey space
MDF stench and a two day
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Bang BANG,
HAMMER hammer,
drill d.r.iIILLLLL
Random                                   SMASH!

Hand me the ibuprofen,
hand me my Luger

Two days of fun for six weeks of pain